“Sebuah tim rahasia dari Amerika Serikat bekerjasama dengan polisi Indonesia berusaha menangkap sindikat internasional pelaku penculikan putri Sultan Yogyakarta dan pencuri perhiasan milik keraton. Dalam aksi pengejarannya tim misterius ini beraksi di sejumlah lokasi di Yogyakarta dan Jawa Tengah.”
These are some simple things NOT to do if you’re a man. They will probably make you more successful.
1.) If you like me, I’m flattered, but don’t sweat my nuts. Nothing is more annoying than someone who won’t leave you alone. Trust me, personality CAN make someone ugly.
2.) When it comes to facebook, less is more. If you like a picture of mine here and there, I like that. Shows me you think I’m cute. But if one random day you go and like EVERY single picture in a row, you look like a creep. And desperate.
3.) Texting. Everybody likes to text, and personally I’m a 24/7 texter. If I don’t respond right away DO NOT resend that shit. And definitely DO NOT send me a text saying something along the lines of “hello?” “are you there?”. I will reply. The only appropriate time to send another text (not a duplicate, but an entirely new one) is a few hours later.
4.) Picture texts, be cautious about these. If you ask me to send you a picture (a normal one, not noodz) and I say no, that means no. Don’t keep asking or ask if you can get one later or say you bet I look real cute. In all honesty, I probably look like hell and don’t feel like it.
5.) Smiles/PetNames. Now, every girl likes to be called “sweetpea” or “babygirl” or something stupid every once ina while. If you’re calling me babe in every text, I know you over use that line. Same goes with smiley faces. I don’t want to see that in every fucking text. And FYI I will not reply if you send a message with JUST a smiley face. Learn some conversation skills.
6.) Do NOT try to go for me after you tried going for my friend(s), or vice versa. We will probably just read your pathetic texts out loud and laugh about you. No one likes a homie hopper.
7.) If you want to hangout with me, figure out something to do. The most annoying thing is when a guy doesn’t know how to pick something out and I definitally don’t want to be recieving any “so what should we do tonight” text messages.
8.) DO NOT BE A COMPLIMENT FISHER. Ew, nothing is more unattractive than a guy telling me how he’s so ugly just so I’ll disagree. On the other end, don’t be fucking cocky either. I don’t want to be receiving a text saying “I’m hot.” Like glad you think so, but aren’t I really the judge of that?
I close my eyes and feel your breath
I dream of you
A smile spreads across my lips
You’re breathing with me now
Time, please stop
Don’t divide him and I
Wind, stop blowing
This is my last letter to you…
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